I'm Sara.

I'm probably bored right now.

~~

Andrea Gibson (via wakethemusicinour-bones)

(via maryyannneeee)

I watched a dandelion lose its mind in the wind and when it did, it scattered a thousand seeds. So the next time I tell you how easily I come out of my skin, don’t try to put me back in…
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otterly-sherlocked:

gallifreyansquid:

the greatest movie of all time

That one kid that just drops in the last one

(Source: karmyarmycaptain, via tubner)

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On Being The Blow-Job Queen Of My High School

andrewgibby:

There are

a thousand ways

to stay in the closet.

All of them suck.

(via maryyannneeee)

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shrek's kid:dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek:well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via laughbitches)

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Andrea Gibson (via maryyannneeee)

I’m not the box the gift came in
This heart is my sunday best
Grass stained from the day I discovered her neck tasted like the reed of my first saxophone
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rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via liquidglue)

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Person:starts speaking
Me:is this gonna be about Beyonce in anyway
Person:no
Me:bye
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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via richdork)

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quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice, via bullwinklewinchester)

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boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via jackquelinmichelle)

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jaclcfrost:

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

(via maryyannneeee)

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